ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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