Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
