So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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