people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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