Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
