What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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