1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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