He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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