the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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