I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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