wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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