Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
you never un-have a 4some
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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