also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
It's just like the Real World with babies
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Two words: blizzard sex
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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