I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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