This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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