Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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