these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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