Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
