ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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