Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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