his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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