This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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