Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
