Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
