Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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