My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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