So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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