I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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