I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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