We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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