I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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