You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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