I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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