Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
