your thong is hanging out like whoa
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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