This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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