we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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