Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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