So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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