It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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