There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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