you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Randomize
