these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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