ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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