Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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