He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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