Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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