Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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