The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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