thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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